GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And